when I was in highschool, I remember giving a letter to a guy. Messenger lang naman ako, kaya lang nung inabot ko na, naghiyawan yung mga classmate niya at ayun akala nila sakin nanggaling yung sulat.
#EmbarrassingMoment? Nah , I guess A funny memory :)
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Scores and Requirement that you must have to enter PUP (2012)
+----------------------------------------------------+
Blue -College Program Offerings
Green - Minimum PUPCET Score Required
yellow -Minimum High School General Weighted Average Requirement
Red- Other Requirements
+---------------------------------------------------+
College of Accountancy (COA)
Bachelor of Science in Accountancy (BSA) 110 88% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
College of Architecture and Fine Arts (CAFA)
Bachelor of Science in Architecture (BS ARCH) 110 85% English (83%), Math (83%), Physics (83%); Passed the interview and Drawing Aptitude Test
Bachelor of Science in Interior Design (BSID) 110 85% English (83%), Math (83%), Physics (83%); Passed the interview and Drawing Aptitude Test
College of Arts (CA)
Bachelor in Library and Information Science (BLIS) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in History (ABH) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy (AB Philosophy) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Theater Arts (ABTA) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Psychology (BSP) 105 85% English (83%), Math (83%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Sociology (BSS) 99 82% Passed the interview
College of Business (CB)
Bachelor in Advertising and Public Relation (BAPR) 99 82% English (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor in Office Administration (BOA) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Human Resource Development Management (BSBA-HRDM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Marketing Management (BSBA-MM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Entrepreneurial Management (BSEM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
College of Communication (COC)
Bachelor in Broadcast Communication (BBRC) 99 85% English (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
Bachelor in Communication Research (BCR) 99 85% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
Bachelor in Journalism (BJ) 99 85% English (85%), Social Studies (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
College of Computer Management and Information Technology (CCMIT)
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science (BSCS) 110 90% English (85%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Information Technology (BSIT) 110 87%English (85%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
College of Cooperatives (CC)
Bachelor in Cooperative (BC) 99 82% Passed the interview
College of Economics, Finance, and Politics (CEFP)
Bachelor in Banking and Finance (BBF) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor in Political Science (BPS) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor in Public Administration and Governance (BPAG) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Economics (BSE) 99 82% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Political Economy (BSPE) 99 82% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
College of Education (COED)
Bachelor in Elementary Education (BEEd) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor in Secondary Education (BSEd) major in English / Mathematics / Filipino / Social Studies 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor in Business Teacher Education (BBTEd) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
College of Engineering (CE)
Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering (BSCE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Computer Engineering (BSCoE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering (BSEE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Electronics and Communications Engineering (BSECE) 110 86%Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Industrial Engineering (BSIE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (BSME) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
College of Human Kinetics (CHK)
Bachelor in Physical Education (BPE) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview
College of Languages and Linguistics (CLL)
Bachelor of Arts in English (ABE) 99 82% English (82%), Filipino (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Filipino (ABF) 99 82% English (82%), Filipino (82%); Passed the interview
College of Nutrition and Food Science (CNFS)
Bachelor of Science in Food Technology (BSFT) 105 85% English (82%), Math (82%), Science (85%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Nutrition and Dietetics (BSND) 105 85%English (82%), Math (82%), Science (85%); Passed the Department interview
College of Science (CS)
Bachelor in Applied Statistics (BAS) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Applied Mathematics (BSAM) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Biology (BSBio) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Chemistry (BSCHEM) 105 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Mathematics (BSM) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Physics (BSPHY) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
College of Tourism, Hospitality, and Transportation Management (CTHTM)
Bachelor in Transportation Management (BTM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit
Bachelor of Science in Hospitality Management (BSHM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit; Female at least 5'2" in height; Male at least 5'4" in height
Bachelor of Science in Tourism Management (BSTM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit; Female at least
5'2" in height; Male at least 5'4" in height
College of Technology (CT) Three-year Ladderized Diploma Course
Diploma in Computer Engineering Management Technology (DCEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Electrical Engineering Management Technology (DEEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Electronics Communications Engineering Management Technology (DECEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Information Communication Management Technology (DICMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Mechanical Engineering Management Technology (DMEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Office Management Technology (DOMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Blue -College Program Offerings
Green - Minimum PUPCET Score Required
yellow -Minimum High School General Weighted Average Requirement
Red- Other Requirements
+---------------------------------------------------+
College of Accountancy (COA)
Bachelor of Science in Accountancy (BSA) 110 88% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
College of Architecture and Fine Arts (CAFA)
Bachelor of Science in Architecture (BS ARCH) 110 85% English (83%), Math (83%), Physics (83%); Passed the interview and Drawing Aptitude Test
Bachelor of Science in Interior Design (BSID) 110 85% English (83%), Math (83%), Physics (83%); Passed the interview and Drawing Aptitude Test
College of Arts (CA)
Bachelor in Library and Information Science (BLIS) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in History (ABH) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy (AB Philosophy) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Theater Arts (ABTA) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Psychology (BSP) 105 85% English (83%), Math (83%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Sociology (BSS) 99 82% Passed the interview
College of Business (CB)
Bachelor in Advertising and Public Relation (BAPR) 99 82% English (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor in Office Administration (BOA) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Human Resource Development Management (BSBA-HRDM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Marketing Management (BSBA-MM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Entrepreneurial Management (BSEM) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the Department interview
College of Communication (COC)
Bachelor in Broadcast Communication (BBRC) 99 85% English (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
Bachelor in Communication Research (BCR) 99 85% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
Bachelor in Journalism (BJ) 99 85% English (85%), Social Studies (85%), Filipino (85%); Passed the interview and tests on any other skills
College of Computer Management and Information Technology (CCMIT)
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science (BSCS) 110 90% English (85%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Information Technology (BSIT) 110 87%English (85%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
College of Cooperatives (CC)
Bachelor in Cooperative (BC) 99 82% Passed the interview
College of Economics, Finance, and Politics (CEFP)
Bachelor in Banking and Finance (BBF) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor in Political Science (BPS) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor in Public Administration and Governance (BPAG) 99 82% Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Economics (BSE) 99 82% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Political Economy (BSPE) 99 82% English (85%), Math (85%); Passed the interview
College of Education (COED)
Bachelor in Elementary Education (BEEd) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor in Secondary Education (BSEd) major in English / Mathematics / Filipino / Social Studies 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor in Business Teacher Education (BBTEd) 99 82% English (82%); Passed the interview
College of Engineering (CE)
Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering (BSCE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Computer Engineering (BSCoE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering (BSEE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Electronics and Communications Engineering (BSECE) 110 86%Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Industrial Engineering (BSIE) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (BSME) 110 86% Math (86%), Physics (86%), English (85%); Passed the interview
College of Human Kinetics (CHK)
Bachelor in Physical Education (BPE) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview
College of Languages and Linguistics (CLL)
Bachelor of Arts in English (ABE) 99 82% English (82%), Filipino (82%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Arts in Filipino (ABF) 99 82% English (82%), Filipino (82%); Passed the interview
College of Nutrition and Food Science (CNFS)
Bachelor of Science in Food Technology (BSFT) 105 85% English (82%), Math (82%), Science (85%); Passed the Department interview
Bachelor of Science in Nutrition and Dietetics (BSND) 105 85%English (82%), Math (82%), Science (85%); Passed the Department interview
College of Science (CS)
Bachelor in Applied Statistics (BAS) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Applied Mathematics (BSAM) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Biology (BSBio) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Chemistry (BSCHEM) 105 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Mathematics (BSM) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
Bachelor of Science in Physics (BSPHY) 99 85% English (81%), Math (85%), Science (85%); Passed the interview
College of Tourism, Hospitality, and Transportation Management (CTHTM)
Bachelor in Transportation Management (BTM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit
Bachelor of Science in Hospitality Management (BSHM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit; Female at least 5'2" in height; Male at least 5'4" in height
Bachelor of Science in Tourism Management (BSTM) 99 82% English (81%); Passed the interview; Pleasing personality; Physically fit; Female at least
5'2" in height; Male at least 5'4" in height
College of Technology (CT) Three-year Ladderized Diploma Course
Diploma in Computer Engineering Management Technology (DCEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Electrical Engineering Management Technology (DEEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Electronics Communications Engineering Management Technology (DECEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Information Communication Management Technology (DICMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Mechanical Engineering Management Technology (DMEMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Diploma in Office Management Technology (DOMT) High School Graduate Passed the interview
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Oopss, I've rooted my phone
SuperOneClick v2.1.1.0
Checking drivers...
Killing ADB Server...
OK 1.30s
Starting ADB Server...
* daemon not running. starting it now on port 5037 *
* daemon started successfully *
OK 4.21s
Waiting for device...
OK 0.08s
2.2.1
Getting manufacturer...
unknown
OK 0.03s
Getting model...
FFS070
OK 0.03s
Getting version...
eng.zhanxiongwei.20120112.201149
OK 0.03s
Checking if rooted...
False
OK 0.06s
Installing BusyBox (temporary)... - Step #1
347 KB/s (1062992 bytes in 2.989s)
OK 3.08s
Installing BusyBox (temporary)... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #1
676 KB/s (585731 bytes in 0.845s)
OK 0.94s
Rooting device... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #3
OK 0.02s
Rooting device... - Step #4
property service neutered.
killing adbd. (should restart in a second or two)
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #5
OK 7.10s
Remounting /system with read-write access...
OK
OK 0.17s
Creating /system/xbin...
mkdir failed for /system/xbin, File exists
OK 0.02s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #1
449 KB/s (26264 bytes in 0.057s)
OK 0.19s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #3
OK 0.03s
Installing SuperUser... - Step #1
338 KB/s (196521 bytes in 0.567s)
OK 0.95s
Checking for busybox
Copying busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.34s
chmod busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.02s
Installing busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.51s
Remounting /system with read-only access...
OK
OK 0.10s
Running a SU test...
Success!
Don't forget to reboot!
Checking drivers...
Killing ADB Server...
OK 1.30s
Starting ADB Server...
* daemon not running. starting it now on port 5037 *
* daemon started successfully *
OK 4.21s
Waiting for device...
OK 0.08s
2.2.1
Getting manufacturer...
unknown
OK 0.03s
Getting model...
FFS070
OK 0.03s
Getting version...
eng.zhanxiongwei.20120112.201149
OK 0.03s
Checking if rooted...
False
OK 0.06s
Installing BusyBox (temporary)... - Step #1
347 KB/s (1062992 bytes in 2.989s)
OK 3.08s
Installing BusyBox (temporary)... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #1
676 KB/s (585731 bytes in 0.845s)
OK 0.94s
Rooting device... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #3
OK 0.02s
Rooting device... - Step #4
property service neutered.
killing adbd. (should restart in a second or two)
OK 0.03s
Rooting device... - Step #5
OK 7.10s
Remounting /system with read-write access...
OK
OK 0.17s
Creating /system/xbin...
mkdir failed for /system/xbin, File exists
OK 0.02s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #1
449 KB/s (26264 bytes in 0.057s)
OK 0.19s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #2
OK 0.03s
Installing su (/system/xbin)... - Step #3
OK 0.03s
Installing SuperUser... - Step #1
338 KB/s (196521 bytes in 0.567s)
OK 0.95s
Checking for busybox
Copying busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.34s
chmod busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.02s
Installing busybox (/system/xbin/)...
OK 0.51s
Remounting /system with read-only access...
OK
OK 0.10s
Running a SU test...
Success!
Don't forget to reboot!
__________________________________________________
That was fast!!
Credits to aizer22 for his tutorial in youtube :D
The software for rooting Chinese phone SuperOneClickv2.1.1-ShortFuse.zip
Filipino jokes and kakornihan
Self pitying and blaming others for your failures will not make you less unhappy. Being happy is always a choice. Don't get affected with what they are saying. It's your life, the heck with their opinions. if you don't have anything good to say, shut your pie hole.
Q: Anong paboritong country ng mga bakla?
A: Rome...kc nandun ung Papa
Anong kotse ang gamit ng mga magician?
Ano?
E di, *chedeng!*
Anong hayop ang hindi tinatablan ng bala?
Ano?
E di, *pating!*
Anong hayop naman ang sumasabog?
Ano?
E di, *pagong!*
Q: Bakit bastos ang mga dahon?!!!
A: Kase sila ay greeeeeeeen
Q: Ano ang kaibahan ng conclusion sa opinion?
A: Conclusion ay kung sarado yon, eh kung bukas yon, eh de opinion.
And now for my corny joke:
Anong animal ang walang pakialam?
LION.
Anong animal ang laging nauuntog?
DOG.
Anong tawag mo sa maliit na nunal?
SMOLE (small).
Eh sa malaking nunal?
MEGAMOLE (megamall).
Anong tagalog ng shrimp? Pusit diba? Eh ano ang maliit na squid?
PSST...!
Q:Ano motto ng Army?
A:No Retreat, No Surrender
Q:Ano motto ng Air Force?
A:No Guts, No Glory
Q:Ano motto ng Navy Seal?
A:No Pain, No Gain
Q:Ano motto ng Security Guard?
A:No ID, No Entry
Ano ang sabi ng bus driver nung may nakita syang cow sa gitna ng high way. (malapit na nyanng masagasaan)?
Beef-beef!
hindi tao, hindi hayop, hindi bagay ngunit naisusuot?
ans: barong at rubber shoes
person 1: Uy, may joke ako tungkol sa peanut butter.
Top 20 SABLAY Quotes
> > 1. I couldn't care a damn!
> >
> > 2. What's your next class before this?
> >
> > 3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the
word "change"
> >
> > 4. Can you repeat that for the second time around
once more from
>the top?
> > (<--- ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
> >
>
> > 5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!
(Translation:
>Daming
> > pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
> >
> > 6. Standard and Chartered Bank
> >
> > 7. I'm very iterated!!! (transalation: galit sya!)
> >
> > 8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away.
(translation: kakadaan
>lang ng
> > boss nya.)
> >
> > 9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like
to wait?
> >
> > 10. What happened after the erection of Mayon
Volcano?
> >
>
> > 11. Don't touch me not!
> >
> > 12. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...
> >
> > 13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
> >
> > 14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
> >
> > 15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung
magkano ang kidney
>meal? (<---
> > yung pangbatang pagkain)
> >
> > 16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man
anymore!
> >
> > 17. Out of fit ako these days eh... (translation:
di sya
>
> > nakakapag-exercise)
> >
> > 18. Come, lets join us!
> >
> > 19. Bring down the house down!
> >
> > 20. I'm the world champion of the World!!!
person 2: Oh, ano?
Person 1: ayoko, baka i-spread mo eh!!
Isip ka ng dalawang numbers.
(isip naman yung kawawang bata)
Add mo yung 2 numbers.
(F na F naman na nag-add ang kawawang bata)
I-subtract mo yung bigger number from the sum.
(medjo nagulumihan ang bata sa pag-intindi pero sige, subtract naman siya)
....o ngayon, pikit ka...
(kala mo may special wishing whatsoever thingy so pikit ka naman)
**nagconcentrate naman ng sobra ang bata**
sabsy sabi ng nang-uuto:
"Ang dilim noh?!"
Q : bakit binibilog ang kulangot?
A : kasi mahirap i-square!!!
isang panget napadaan sa isang tindahan kung saan may nag-iinuman :
mga lasing : PANGET! PANGET! PANGET!
panget : LASING! LASING! LASING!!!
mga lasing : okaylang... bukas wala na amats namin. ikaw, bukas, panget pa rin!!
Q: Sinong superhero ang tanga?
A: Si Superman, kasi nagsusuot siya ng brief sa ibabaw ng pantalon.
Q: Sinong superhero ang mas tanga?
A: Si Batman, kasi ginaya niya si Superman.
Q: Sinong superhero ang pinakatanga?
A: Si Robin. Sumusunod siya kay Batman eh...
"Graduated Cyinder VS. Thermometer"
GC: alam mo bang mas magaling ako sayo thermometer
TH: ows, paano mo naman nasabi?
GC: kasi ako graduate na, eh ikaw anong maipagmamalaki mo?
TH: Mr. Graduated Cylinder, though you already graduated, still i'm better that n you because i have lots of degrees!
nagtanong si inday sa kanyang amo...
inday: sir, lahat po pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo ay ginahasa.
sir: paano mo naman nasabi yan?
inday: kasi po nakalagay sa lapida nila "RIP"
doctor sinugod ng pasyente matapos ang brain surgery...
pasyente: doc, anong ginawa niyo sa akin, bakit kita ang utak ko?
doctor: ayaw mo nun, at least, open-minded ka na ngayon.
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa cow na nakakaakyat ng puno
A: Magaling
Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa cow na nakakaakyat ng puno
A: Magaling
life is a song you don't rehearse
Q: Anong paboritong country ng mga bakla?
A: Rome...kc nandun ung Papa
Anong kotse ang gamit ng mga magician?
Ano?
E di, *chedeng!*
Anong hayop ang hindi tinatablan ng bala?
Ano?
E di, *pating!*
Anong hayop naman ang sumasabog?
Ano?
E di, *pagong!*
Q: Bakit bastos ang mga dahon?!!!
A: Kase sila ay greeeeeeeen
Q: Ano ang kaibahan ng conclusion sa opinion?
A: Conclusion ay kung sarado yon, eh kung bukas yon, eh de opinion.
And now for my corny joke:
Anong animal ang walang pakialam?
LION.
Anong animal ang laging nauuntog?
DOG.
Anong tawag mo sa maliit na nunal?
SMOLE (small).
Eh sa malaking nunal?
MEGAMOLE (megamall).
Anong tagalog ng shrimp? Pusit diba? Eh ano ang maliit na squid?
PSST...!
Q:Ano motto ng Army?
A:No Retreat, No Surrender
Q:Ano motto ng Air Force?
A:No Guts, No Glory
Q:Ano motto ng Navy Seal?
A:No Pain, No Gain
Q:Ano motto ng Security Guard?
A:No ID, No Entry
Ano ang sabi ng bus driver nung may nakita syang cow sa gitna ng high way. (malapit na nyanng masagasaan)?
Beef-beef!
hindi tao, hindi hayop, hindi bagay ngunit naisusuot?
ans: barong at rubber shoes
person 1: Uy, may joke ako tungkol sa peanut butter.
Top 20 SABLAY Quotes
> > 1. I couldn't care a damn!
> >
> > 2. What's your next class before this?
> >
> > 3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the
word "change"
> >
> > 4. Can you repeat that for the second time around
once more from
>the top?
> > (<--- ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
> >
>
> > 5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!
(Translation:
>Daming
> > pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
> >
> > 6. Standard and Chartered Bank
> >
> > 7. I'm very iterated!!! (transalation: galit sya!)
> >
> > 8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away.
(translation: kakadaan
>lang ng
> > boss nya.)
> >
> > 9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like
to wait?
> >
> > 10. What happened after the erection of Mayon
Volcano?
> >
>
> > 11. Don't touch me not!
> >
> > 12. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...
> >
> > 13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
> >
> > 14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
> >
> > 15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung
magkano ang kidney
>meal? (<---
> > yung pangbatang pagkain)
> >
> > 16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man
anymore!
> >
> > 17. Out of fit ako these days eh... (translation:
di sya
>
> > nakakapag-exercise)
> >
> > 18. Come, lets join us!
> >
> > 19. Bring down the house down!
> >
> > 20. I'm the world champion of the World!!!
person 2: Oh, ano?
Person 1: ayoko, baka i-spread mo eh!!
Isip ka ng dalawang numbers.
(isip naman yung kawawang bata)
Add mo yung 2 numbers.
(F na F naman na nag-add ang kawawang bata)
I-subtract mo yung bigger number from the sum.
(medjo nagulumihan ang bata sa pag-intindi pero sige, subtract naman siya)
....o ngayon, pikit ka...
(kala mo may special wishing whatsoever thingy so pikit ka naman)
**nagconcentrate naman ng sobra ang bata**
sabsy sabi ng nang-uuto:
"Ang dilim noh?!"
Q : bakit binibilog ang kulangot?
A : kasi mahirap i-square!!!
isang panget napadaan sa isang tindahan kung saan may nag-iinuman :
mga lasing : PANGET! PANGET! PANGET!
panget : LASING! LASING! LASING!!!
mga lasing : okaylang... bukas wala na amats namin. ikaw, bukas, panget pa rin!!
Q: Sinong superhero ang tanga?
A: Si Superman, kasi nagsusuot siya ng brief sa ibabaw ng pantalon.
Q: Sinong superhero ang mas tanga?
A: Si Batman, kasi ginaya niya si Superman.
Q: Sinong superhero ang pinakatanga?
A: Si Robin. Sumusunod siya kay Batman eh...
"Graduated Cyinder VS. Thermometer"
GC: alam mo bang mas magaling ako sayo thermometer
TH: ows, paano mo naman nasabi?
GC: kasi ako graduate na, eh ikaw anong maipagmamalaki mo?
TH: Mr. Graduated Cylinder, though you already graduated, still i'm better that n you because i have lots of degrees!
nagtanong si inday sa kanyang amo...
inday: sir, lahat po pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo ay ginahasa.
sir: paano mo naman nasabi yan?
inday: kasi po nakalagay sa lapida nila "RIP"
doctor sinugod ng pasyente matapos ang brain surgery...
pasyente: doc, anong ginawa niyo sa akin, bakit kita ang utak ko?
doctor: ayaw mo nun, at least, open-minded ka na ngayon.
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa cow na nakakaakyat ng puno
A: Magaling
Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa cow na nakakaakyat ng puno
A: Magaling
life is a song you don't rehearse
Baby-Faced-Beauty Episode 13 to 20
The series was kinda okay, I just watched it because of jang na ra ^_^
Copy-paste links for download.
Beautiful Words
- Ailurophile A cat-lover.
- Assemblage A gathering.
- Becoming Attractive.
- Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.
- Brood To think alone.
- Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.
- Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.
- Chatoyant Like a cat's eye.
- Comely Attractive.
- Conflate To blend together.
- Cynosure A focal point of admiration.
- Dalliance A brief love affair.
- Demesne Dominion, territory.
- Demure Shy and reserved.
- Denouement The resolution of a mystery.
- Desuetude Disuse.
- Desultory Slow, sluggish.
- Diaphanous Filmy.
- Dissemble Deceive.
- Dulcet Sweet, sugary.
- Ebullience Bubbling enthusiasm.
- Effervescent Bubbly.
- Efflorescence Flowering, blooming.
- Elision Dropping a sound or syllable in a word.
- Elixir A good potion.
- Eloquence Beauty and persuasion in speech.
- Embrocation Rubbing on a lotion.
- Emollient A softener.
- Ephemeral Short-lived.
- Epiphany A sudden revelation.
- Erstwhile At one time, for a time.
- Ethereal Gaseous, invisible but detectable.
- Evanescent Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.
- Evocative Suggestive.
- Fetching Pretty.
- Felicity Pleasantness.
- Forbearance Withholding response to provocation.
- Fugacious Fleeting.
- Furtive Shifty, sneaky.
- Gambol To skip or leap about joyfully.
- Glamour Beauty.
- Gossamer The finest piece of thread, a spider's silk
- Halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.
- Harbinger Messenger with news of the future.
- Imbrication Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.
- Imbroglio An altercation or complicated situation.
- Imbue To infuse, instill.
- Incipient Beginning, in an early stage.
- Ineffable Unutterable, inexpressible.
- Ingénue A naïve young woman.
- Inglenook A cozy nook by the hearth.
- Insouciance Blithe nonchalance.
- Inure To become jaded.
- Labyrinthine Twisting and turning.
- Lagniappe A special kind of gift.
- Lagoon A small gulf or inlet.
- Languor Listlessness, inactivity.
- Lassitude Weariness, listlessness.
- Leisure Free time.
- Lilt To move musically or lively.
- Lissome Slender and graceful.
- Lithe Slender and flexible.
- Love Deep affection.
- Mellifluous Sweet sounding.
- Moiety One of two equal parts.
- Mondegreen A slip of the ear.
- Murmurous Murmuring.
- Nemesis An unconquerable archenemy.
- Offing The sea between the horizon and the offshore.
- Onomatopoeia A word that sounds like its meaning.
- Opulent Lush, luxuriant.
- Palimpsest A manuscript written over earlier ones.
- Panacea A solution for all problems
- Panoply A complete set.
- Pastiche An art work combining materials from various sources.
- Penumbra A half-shadow.
- Petrichor The smell of earth after rain.
- Plethora A large quantity.
- Propinquity An inclination.
- Pyrrhic Successful with heavy losses.
- Quintessential Most essential.
- Ratatouille A spicy French stew.
- Ravel To knit or unknit.
- Redolent Fragrant.
- Riparian By the bank of a stream.
- Ripple A very small wave.
- Scintilla A spark or very small thing.
- Sempiternal Eternal.
- Seraglio Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.
- Serendipity Finding something nice while looking for something else.
- Summery Light, delicate or warm and sunny.
- Sumptuous Lush, luxurious.
- Surreptitious Secretive, sneaky.
- Susquehanna A river in Pennsylvania.
- Susurrous Whispering, hissing.
- Talisman A good luck charm.
- Tintinnabulation Tinkling.
- Umbrella Protection from sun or rain.
- Untoward Unseemly, inappropriate.
- Vestigial In trace amounts.
- Wafture Waving.
- Wherewithal The means.
- Woebegone Sorrowful, downcast.
^_^
-The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws
-Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself
-A goal without a plan is just a wish
-The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.
-The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man
-Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple
-Every second you wait is a waste of time and energy.
-You don’t have to agree with everything someone says or does to learn from them. In fact, I’d argue that you learn the least from the people you agree with the most. Think about it: how much can someone really teach you if you’re already nodding your head in agreement before they finish a sentence?
-Being popular and being liked will never be the same thing :)
-Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it’s heaven on Earth
-“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
-If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires
-Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently.
-We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
-Perhaps we simply passed through it as if we were watching an exciting
movie: we experienced it as real—our hearts pounded, our palms sweated—but when the lights
came on we just walked out of the cinema and picked up where we’d left off. For whatever reason,
we neglected to learn any truly valuable lesson from it all
-It was the law of dynamics: little by little, repetition after repetition, the two of them had fallen out of synch
-all truth is good but not all truth are good to say
-Simplicity is the ultimate form of sophistication
-A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies that you ca invent
-It's better to lose a lover than love a loser
-Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful
-Stop seeking happiness. The fact that one seeks it only affirms its absence from one's life.
-If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. So don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t make an effort to stay.
-If you wait to write, you’re not a writer, you’re a waiter.” – self-publishing pioneer Dan Poynter
-If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever
-It seems right now that all I’ve ever done in my life is making my way here to you
-“Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end
-If you get upset by someone or something, you’re giving that person/thing power over you.
But you don’t have to surrender that power. You can choose not to
-If we can't change the reality let us change the eye
-Always be an Asset not a Liability
-Man sees the gain, not the danger
-Business, you know, may bring money, but frienship hardly ever does.
-Cheap things are of no value;valuable things aren't cheap.
-You may change the clothes but not the man
-Happiness is not perfected until it is shared.
-It was the best of times, It was the worst of times but I'll only remember the good times.
-Criticisms crop up when you can't see all what all can see.
-Never educate a child to be a gentleman or lady only, but to be a man, a woman...!
-An inner keeper never worries if your appetite is big.
-Youth comes but once in a lifetime.
-We are not made rich by what is in our pockets but what is in our hearts.
-Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself
-A goal without a plan is just a wish
-The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.
-The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man
-Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple
-Every second you wait is a waste of time and energy.
-You don’t have to agree with everything someone says or does to learn from them. In fact, I’d argue that you learn the least from the people you agree with the most. Think about it: how much can someone really teach you if you’re already nodding your head in agreement before they finish a sentence?
-Being popular and being liked will never be the same thing :)
-Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it’s heaven on Earth
-“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
-If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires
-Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently.
-We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
-Perhaps we simply passed through it as if we were watching an exciting
movie: we experienced it as real—our hearts pounded, our palms sweated—but when the lights
came on we just walked out of the cinema and picked up where we’d left off. For whatever reason,
we neglected to learn any truly valuable lesson from it all
-It was the law of dynamics: little by little, repetition after repetition, the two of them had fallen out of synch
-all truth is good but not all truth are good to say
-Simplicity is the ultimate form of sophistication
-A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies that you ca invent
-It's better to lose a lover than love a loser
-Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful
-Stop seeking happiness. The fact that one seeks it only affirms its absence from one's life.
-If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. So don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t make an effort to stay.
-If you wait to write, you’re not a writer, you’re a waiter.” – self-publishing pioneer Dan Poynter
-If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever
-It seems right now that all I’ve ever done in my life is making my way here to you
-“Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end
-If you get upset by someone or something, you’re giving that person/thing power over you.
But you don’t have to surrender that power. You can choose not to
-If we can't change the reality let us change the eye
-Always be an Asset not a Liability
-Man sees the gain, not the danger
-Business, you know, may bring money, but frienship hardly ever does.
-Cheap things are of no value;valuable things aren't cheap.
-You may change the clothes but not the man
-Happiness is not perfected until it is shared.
-It was the best of times, It was the worst of times but I'll only remember the good times.
-Criticisms crop up when you can't see all what all can see.
-Never educate a child to be a gentleman or lady only, but to be a man, a woman...!
-An inner keeper never worries if your appetite is big.
-Youth comes but once in a lifetime.
-We are not made rich by what is in our pockets but what is in our hearts.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Basic things that I always forget
EditText-->String First
e.g
EditText et=(EditText) findViewById(R.id.bla);
String valueOfEt=et.getText().toString();
String -->Double or Integer
e.g
;Double
String x="0.89";
Double v=Double.parseDouble(x);
;Integer
String x="0.89";
Integer z=Double.parseInt(x);
vice versa
e.g
EditText et=(EditText) findViewById(R.id.bla);
String valueOfEt=et.getText().toString();
String -->Double or Integer
e.g
;Double
String x="0.89";
Double v=Double.parseDouble(x);
;Integer
String x="0.89";
Integer z=Double.parseInt(x);
vice versa
Monday, March 19, 2012
Jar folder to Jar file extension
Error:
I downloaded a zipped jar file but it became a folder when I extracted it
Solution:
- Upper left side of your window explorer, Tools>Folder Option>View.
- Unchecked the "Hide Extensions for known file types"
- Apply and ok.
- Then unzip the compressed file again
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Foreign Keys
Friday, March 16, 2012
Frame by Frame animation in Android
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